Mental Joke's Free funny wav files, download free midi files,
wav sound effects, comedy, TV songs, prank telephone calls 'n answering machine messages -
cat meow sounds to
South Park / Simpson's clips and more!
happy you're here to laugh w/ us 'n have fun!
by mental jokes ...and other funny mental stuff!
Before you
go download funny sounds or wav files etc.,
Please read this - we'd really like you to, okay?
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...
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what
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At least think about it?
Okay here are your downloads - enjoy!
Wav files / midi files / mp3 files
1) Right click on the sound link of your choice
2) Select "save target as" (Internet Explorer) or
"save link as"
(Netscape)
3) Save
it to your hard drive by clicking on "save"
and filing it in one of your folders.
that's it, it's that simple!
In just a few moments
you can have a lot of neat stuff: download free midi files
free funny wav files, sound effects & more!
okay, all yours, Have Fun!
(there are 3 sections on 'this' first page of wav/midi/sound files!)
| laughing themselves silly funny wav file this is a sound effect, human sounds, funny / comedy wav file
| Alec Baldwin's Phone message to his daughter *but we added a special surprise! | |
insane in the membrane - a silly song -wav crazy wav file / comedy song about (well) the title1 wav file
| You wakeup! cute wav file cute wav file / human sound / voice - wav file | |
|
next
a Television / TV wav file from a cartoon -remember?
from the pink panther television show or the movies, both the same - it's the theme song from the show, a standard in all collections! (just kidding, I do not really know that, I made it up!
excuses
and denial - wav
| Take a guess who is the voice behind this wav file! hint: this is from a
TV comedy,
half hour show that kids watched in the 70's and still today... another
hotel California -midi yo mama wav file
| |
| say pardon me but could you help out a fellow American who's down on his luck? | clone theme for answer machine messages
(okay, let me get the wording here, answering machine message to put on your machine that has the theme of cloning?) is that better? |
Ship Explosion |
more free midi wav music sounds below!
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Section 2! 
Simpson sound files
*just click the clock above to visit, a new window will open and everything!
midi files, funny sounds etc.,
below on our
second funny wav files etc. site page!
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Okay, Ready for Section 3?
| nice one Dude-wav |
too relaxed wav funny sound clip
| |
|
crazy people -wav funny voice wav / talking wav file / comedy clip | Idiots! -wav silly people / funny noises - ie crazy! | |
| ah-hum wav
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press button
-wav
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getting weird -wav
voice comedy clip bit
psycho -midi
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YES, there are
more free wav files to download...
FYI -- besides
this website page of wav files etc.,
we also have a 2nd page w/ sounds n wav files
remember us w/a Bookmark!
> don't miss out - you may love those best and never know it!
also
we also have
several other pages, such as our funny downloads page,
pranks and gags page, crocodile page, Halloween scary downloads pgs,
who is your daddy'
and others that have free downloadable wav files, mp3 files,
midi
files etc.,
really! So if you want a treat, stroll around our place and
see them all
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here are a few of our other site pages
with really cool links!
-- even if we do say it
ourselves! -- sorry, we lost our heads
for a moment! we're okay now, thanks!
And here is a bigger list of our really cool other site pages -- free and fun and just for you...
| A few of our other mental jokes site pages to try!
pranks, practical jokes and gag downloads, funny free downloads, 2! fun, free funny downloads -
mental jokes & crazy dudes free mini movies, funny programs, pranks, cartoons/animations blob board
free online game, a newer one | ||
about
the topic of mental jokes in general:
If you
can't laugh at yourself,
you really can't laugh at all!
Hey, they are fringing jokes! You Stiff zone!
(Humor ! Ha Ha ? )
now go get your psychic reading Ya Chicken Freak! Everyone else does it, gotta try once, right?
- 3 min. max. so get your questions together first - pick your own psychic by his/her profile, satisfied customer testimonies, experience etc., and go for it! - for a limited time, live it up!)
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