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free funny downloads of pictures, cartoons, games,
funny little movies, free interactive exe files, great gags 'n pranks,
wav files, cool desktop pals 'n desktop pets, funny Jokes 'n tools and more!
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you suck. we'll find you. you'll pay!
bandwidth taker people:
thank you for your attention in this matter
Brand new poll!
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Have fun with these free funny downloads!
Now, for the actual Funny & Fun Downloads!
(and you thought ...)
A Secret You Will Want to Know: All in all, we have 6 categories of free funny downloads.... Lots to download... But did you know that we have more free download pages on/in our site?
yep! A bunch too! Got some in Jammin Crocodile... Some more in our Pranks/Downloads Site Page .... Got more in our funny mental wav and midi files pages one and two!!! Their are MP3 files in our 'Who is your Momma and What does she do?" site page.... and more mp3 files in our love test site page! That's not all, but you can explore our some 200 plus pages and find them all... then tomorrow, you may find you have only found a couple... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
our sincere guarantee to all of you surfers here at the moment:
If you see and click on any one of our super duper cool affiliate sites, say "weird wide world of wacky" and you find for ANY REASON that you are not satisfied with that affiliate's site and it's pages ...for ANY reason,
we will refund the money you just paid to get into our site... You know, that monthly fee you just paid to us to get that password you have now... to get in here, that one! That is the money you are guaranteed to get back, in full, if you hate our wonderful affiliates who help us survive and put up stuff on all our pages, so you can enjoy them.......
ahhhhhh rambling! do you feel better now?
Okay! There are the downloads already!
don't get so darned annoyed!
it's worth that little wait, really!
Big
Baby!
Category One
The 'first stuff' to
download is this category theme / subject / space is: Items you can
download free!... Enjoy!
(I actually messed up the categories
so much that they don't make sense in their present groupings... they are all
free of course, it's just I had this organized way about it all and they were in
some order, once.. but heck, this is more fun huh?)
be entertained
Fishy Swimming Desktop Cutie!
This program puts a cute little fish on your desktop swimming in water!
This is an awesome fish screen saver / exe file! Click on the download from your hard drive files,
(after you download it of course), and you will be very please, surprised and want to send it to your
friends right away!
This is one of my (the web site maker's), favorite downloads!
be wild...
Whack!
Play this progressively harder and harder "bop" game of skill and humor too!
you will think it's a challenge, and, if you have children, they will get a real kick out of it... For everyone!
be challenged...
Simon On Your Desktop!
That ever-so-popular 'follow the sound and the colored lights' game we loved as a kid...
play like you once did... The skill level increases in intensity/skill level...(addictive!)
Think you're good at matching 3 colors in a row? Now your skills are put to the test in a 3-D world where you can flip those color pieces to make more combos then ever! Over 100 challenging levels and 6 game modes will keep you playing for hours
remember all those games you once "knew from the far off past"?
Your Own, Really Cool, Hangman Game!
Okay, we know you know this one.... we really don't have to tell ya, right?
but this one is different, very unique ..try it!
do you like the show "Sopranos" ?
hit man mobster artie!
It's the Soprano's show that reminds me to play once again, Hit Man Mobster Artie.
It's a movie, yet it's a joke, in an exe file form! Like Sopranos? This is like that, but only a bit more funny!
have a cow!
Cow Problems Here!
With that Cow Disease, You never know what they cows will look like or sound like!
This is one of the Dude's very favorite, very funny downloads!
(A show/interactive fun time)
frightfully good show chap!
Who's The Friendliest Ghost in Town?
That's right, let him out of here by downloading this
friendly /wimpy little guy!
This one is for the sick in us all, you,
(and we know you are sick too!)
(did you think you were above that sort of thing? and,
did you think
NO ONE knew about you and that ... well,
never mind, we will tread lightly, this time...)
Frogs "Blended" Ouch!
( fun with a frog in a blender )
(a very popular, but sick kind of, funny interactive thing!)
It's a bit on the "sick-o" side, but very neat to play around with!
A real show-stopped of yucky fun in a blender -- good time with a frog!!!)
(you work all the buttons dude, blame yourself there, not us!!!!)
sponsor break - to keep us free, here's a
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...here is for you ultra sick-os who just can't get enough of the pathetic little stick figure shows
that most always wind up, well, in lot of pieces and very red. no accounting for taste is there?
so here ya go,
you sick f* $#* s
(as tony soprano would say)
"Bad Little Stick!" (icHIe!)
a stick figure death thingy! you know, the stick guys who always seem to end their mini shows with a
bloody little mess? even though they are only stick guys, in one color, black, they always end up.... you'll see
no. you are NOT too old for this! we are old and frankly,
we don't care about that stuff anyway, (that's what all old people say)
Tag! You're It!
Start your very own game of tag w/your email buddies! Download this free program, (a little bitty one
packed with fun!), and get some really neat results, (always a pleaser)
not to be missed, you need the laugh!
(or prunes, which ever the case - it's a good time!)
simply bored out of your mind?
this next one is for you!
Simply love to make electronic noises and statements?
it's for you
love new fun things?
for you!
This is a fun little program for you, (and you can get two more from the address that you get on this program... *a good hint!* Anyway, this is a panel like thing and it has a bunch of really funny words and you put them together.... and make mini sentence things that are really funny, (can't go wrong with this set, you will be funny!) Anyway again, you can get out your wav / midi sound recorders that come with your computer, (you didn't know that?), and record, (baby, it's easy!) your sentences too! (we hope you can... but if not, it's fun to play with, so do that!)
we made this data probe to put up on a page, a cool cool shockwave thing we made, anyway, we did and it's up somewhere on one of our pages, but we honestly forget the details, like, which one. I am sure we will run into it as soon as we get around to updating what ever page that the data probe is on, till then, you can get it by downloading it... it's useful to quickly go where no man has gone before, (nah, that last part is a lie, some have gone, but not zillions of people!)
If the boob tube doesn't provide you with enough of
the pokepoops, we mean pokemon, here is a desktop pal for you to play
with on the in-between times ...
pet the pika Pet
Pikachu as a desktop pet, a game, a gift to your friends in an email attachment but most importantly, a token of your love to and for your grandfather on his next birthday, god bless him ...
Yes, everyone loves " collecting them all "
So for all of us Pokemon Fans ... Those of us who just have not gotten enough of the entire, long long lasting, "hey, has it not burned out and faded away with the pet rocks or light bulb invention of a show" guru following gerbils... this Pokemon Pikachu is for you! And, for you overly fanatic and crazed over the pokemaster pokemon in general
and you are a cheap son of a gun too,
this is one big double poke right at ya!
WARNING: the next download
is not here to give you any new ideas, in fact...
We get enough crap from the middle
east and we know we don't need you going off and following
any of these little shows or interactive type thingy movies in real life!
Remember, they are trained pros in and around here...
(those hidden in your free downloads), cartoon or not, they are all pro
! Just enjoy the stuff for crime out loud, be good, and above all, use a sponsor on this page
to buy a gift or something or enter a sweepstakes or play a damn game or what ever,
just though we'd add that in here some place....
to see if you were really reading this junk or flaking off!
Gone Postal!
(This is so much fun! One of my personal favorites! Use it to relieve the day to day
stress or to get back at your pc, windows program, aol "times of struggle," - that stuff!
Send this one as an attachment cuz all your people will love this one!)
n ever been in a bowling league? well, this is the next best thing
and you don't have to bowl really well just
so you can impress your "beer loving - never buy a round - belching buddies"
(or be seen in a bowling ally with that bunch ... right out in public for the world to see!)
when you are playing this one buddy, you can suck and
suck ... all by yourself if you want to ... all night long!
enjoy!
Our "way too realistic" bowling Game
This one ain't run on no dumb luck, so if
you suck in real life at bowling, chances are good ...
You can play this bowling game alone or with a challenger friend or friends! But, Be Warned: With it's realistic sound and scenes this free game download, coupled with the fact that it's a very challenging virtual game of bowling - means you may "float" out of reality. for example; You are bowling, concentrating on your curve, (if you have one, you can use it), you hear the sounds of the ally, you feel the pressure of that 7-10 split, you keep your eyes focused on your own lane, your own set of scuffed up, distant, spot lit pins on the end of that light wood board floor... care is taken not to slip on the oil... and ... you make it!!! You stand to do your dance, you snap and when the game is over you run out of your house looking for your car on the front lawn and wondering where your rental shoes are and how you are even going to explain the loss, but you are feeling great, you are a winner, your side is the top team going into Vegas, (if you make it out of the loony bin in time for that Vegas bowl trip)
the most shocking stuff you've ever seen
