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Jamming good free fun online! free online games,
interactive fun,
song lyrics, free mp3 music to download -
free mp3 songs &  comedy routine downloads,
facts & fun about crocodiles and alligators you'd
never assume to be fun at all!
How about photos? Do ya love good pictures? Remember Wally Gator?
You think the topic is boring? Play some fast & fun games, enter a contest,
rock out with Elton John and see how boring these critters really are.....
they won't be,
believe us!  

 

crocodile hunter pg gif
photograph from 
the crocodile hunter's official website!

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 Quick Song
Lyrics  Break

Alligator
by Grateful Dead
Anthem of the Sun Album

Sleepy Alligator in the noon day sun,
Lyin' by the river just like he usually done.
Call for his whiskey,
he can call for his tea,
Call all he want to,
but he can't call for me.

Oh no! I've been there before,
And I ain't gonna come around here any more.
Creepy alligator coming
all around the bend,
Shoutin' about the times when we was mutual friends,
I checked my memory and I checked it quick, yes I will.
I checked it runnin' some old kind of trick.

Oh no! Well I've been there before,
And I ain't gonna come around here any more.

Sailin' down the river in an old canoe,
A bunch of and an old tennis shoe.
Out of the river all ugly and green,
Came the biggest old alligator that I've ever seen!

Teeth big and pointy and his eyes were buggin' out,
Contracted the union, put the beggars to rout. Screamin' and yellin',
he was pickin' his chops,
He never runs he just stumbles and hops.
Just out of prison on ten dollars bail,
Mumblin' bitches and waggin' his tail.

Fast & Fun Fact!

Q:  "How can I tell the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator just by looking at them? 

A:  There is a cute rhyme to remember one of the differences between a crocodile and an alligator. Remember, "You never need to smile at a croc-o-dile - because crocodiles are always smiling at you!" Even when their mouth is closed, you can see all of their teeth! Alligators are not always smiling because when an alligator closes it's mouth, you cannot see all of it's teeth!

 

Quickies!

#1. Brain Pick                 #2. Song Lyrics Break!

quick Brain Pick:

Do you remember?

wally gator from 1962  

Wally Gator
fun facts:
1962 syndicated
Hanna-Barbera 
Daws Butler 
Mr. Twiddles
Don Messick

 


song lyrics
quickie break #2

Theme song from the
60's Cartoon Wally Gator

“Wally Gator is a swingin’
 navigator in the swamp! 
He’s the greatest percolator
when he really starts to romp. 
There has never been a greater
operator in the swamp! 
See ya later, Wally Gator!” 

 popular 1962 cartoon 'wally gator' was well known and loved and all about an alligator who had very good intentions, but got in a lot of trouble!

 

Fast Facts / Stats!

CROCODILES LIKE
EATING PEOPLE
It is true that big crocodiles will eat people but they don't go out of their way to hunt humans as a preferred food source. Most crocodile attacks involving humans have occurred, quite often after the consumption of alcohol. In the 1980's in all of Australia only eight people died because of crocodiles. During the same period: 19 people died from lightning strike; 21 people died from bee stings; and 32,000 people died from car accidents.

The above fact from
Haley's Creek Crocodile Farm!

wally gator, rememer him, remember then?

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crocodile
quick-links!

Haley's creek crocodile farm!

Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles
- official site for this new crocodile dundee super adventure movie

the Crocodile Hunter's official website!
(nicely done!)

 

 

 crocodile GOODIES!!!

Crocodile Pillars Candles - Black

Straight from the florida swamps these crocodile pillars are stunning but don't worry they don't bite. They are scented with Safari Rain to create a real tropical feel and aroma. Assorted sizes and colors.

tCrocodile Pillars Candles - Black

 

 

Crocodile mascot uniform Crocodile Mascot Costume!!!

 

 

 

 Crocodile More Crocodile Desktop Wallpaper And Ringtones! Crocodile

 

Free mp3 songs
music and mp3 comedy
to download

(free to download to your hard drive!) To download; right click on your choice of links below and select "save link as" or "save target as" (depending on your browser). Then choose the folder you'd like to save it in & click "save" Remember, these are mp3 files and as such they take a good while to download! (unlike our wav files at our mental midi & wav pages at mental jokes!

 Be good!

 Crocodile Dundee - Movie's Theme Song
4821KB

Crocodile Dundee - 2nd Movie Theme Song
2670KB

Elton John's 70's Hit "Crocodile Rock" MP3
3722KB

Weird Al - Alligator Song
1156KB

David Matthew's Band "spoofs" the Crocodile Hunter!
2188KB

Crocodile Hunter - attacked by a baboon!
1923KB

Crocodile Hunter - "You're Alright Mate, Be Okay" (funny)
190KB

Croc Files - theme song to the Crocodile Hunter
552KB

Crocodile Hunter - "Real Murkey"
734KB

Crocodile Hunter - manulipulating "it;s body w/a stick!"
424KB

Comedy of South Park - Cartman is a crocodile hunter
98KB

 

The Crocodile Hunter

The Crocodile Hunter

For Steve Irwin confronting 16-foot gators, deadly snakes, enomous spiders and huge lizards is just a part of daily life. Make The Crocodile Hunter part of your daily life with this wallpaper from the popular Animal Planet series.

 

     
 above photograph from the crocodile hunter's website

crocodile hunter? seems like it huh?
seemingly the same dude?!? 


Quickie Song Lyrics
Time Again!

 

Crocodile Rock Lyrics
Music by Elton John
Lyrics by Bernie Taupin
Album: Don't Shoot Me I'm Only The Piano Player

I remember when rock was young
Me and Suzie had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
But the biggest kick I ever got
was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock
While the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock
we were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock

Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking
when your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
when Suzie wore her dresses tight
and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight


But the years went by and the rock just died
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy
Long nights crying by the record machine
dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
But they'll never kill the thrills we've got
burning up to the Crocodile Rock
Learning fast as the weeks went past
we really thought the Crocodile Rock would last

 

Our Most Popular Partner's for this Wild and Fun Crocodile / Alligator adventure Fun Page!

 

Crocodile Rock
Crocodile Rock
Crocodile Rock Ringtones, Wallpaper, Mobile Games!!!

 

The Crocodile Hunter: The Incredible Life and Adventures of Steve and Terri Irwin

The Crocodile Hunter: The Incredible Life and Adventures of Steve and Terri Irwin

Now fans can read about the life and passion of the world's most famous naturalist as he and his wife Terri delve into the croc hunter's most famous--and dangerous--adventures. Readers can enjoy dozens of full-color photos, facts about nature and the environment, and intimate glimpses into Steve and Terri's life away from the cameras.





 

 

 

 

 

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