Attention patients: its recreation time!

Are you truly a Nut?
If you are, you will no doubt start out here today with the following free funny Downloads! They are all really  pretty funny... and that's really the purpose of a joke site, right?

This first one is called
 "Nutty" and its a little show for all our patients! An Interactive fun, funny  EXE file download, Free! 
(And you will love it!)
(It has been Checked for Virus', don't worry!)

Download Nutty!
(Right click and save
to your hard drive)

A Free Screensaver that's just very odd!

Chipotle - Newton
It's Chipotle's take on the age old procrastination tool inspired by Sir Isaac Newton. Just click on the burritos to witness the wonder of  cyber gravity at work. *a free screensaver
that will certainly have others wondering about you! 

Here is a funny wav file for all you crazy people to own!

cuckoo.wav file!

(Right click and save
to your hard drive)

Krazyworld - Llama
Get out of control with this insane Krazyworld Llama and jump on this nutty, wacky wallpaper!


*just click to download
this free crazy funny fun wallpaper from our sponsor!

Crazy Download:
Download the midi file "crazy" here & give it a listen! Just another tool 
to help you along!

A few of our site pages:

Mental Jokes * home
 
Crazy Dude's Smile Face Animated Gifs

Mental Midi & Wav Sounds/Music

Fun, Funny and Free Downloads 

Animated picture
of a Bipolar Spouse! 

Faces of Mania -
Words of Mania 

Dude's Cube 

Are you  manic? 
Mirror Test

Games 4 -Shockwave Lovers

Daily Cartoon &
gadget room

Hypnotize Hairball - The World's Most Clever Cat! 

Dude's Must Be
Bored Typing Test

 Dude's Love Meter 

Our Free Animated
Greeting Cards!

Phobias Fun Room
Phobia Trivia Test! 

Click 'n Print Door Hanger

Dude's Classic Centipede

Break out of 
the Rubber Room

Famous Faces and Names with Manic Depression (bipolar disorder)

 Our own tarot card readings room, free and fast and very very accurate!

Dude's Amazing
Indulgence Advisor

 Manic Perfume & Cologne (really!)

Manic Depression Test

Tricky Tic-Tack-Toe Game Room (java game)

 Free email accounts
by mental jokes!
your name @mentaljoke!
Tons of great extras!

 Manic's Dance

Crazy Dude
in the Rubber Room 

Did you know:
Cat's urine glows under a backlight.

funny trivia fact

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." --Dick Cavett

"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?" 

The face of a penny can hold about thirty drops of water.  

On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner. 

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

what if the
hokey poky
really is what
it's all about?

Love the earth and sun and animals, Love the earth and sun and animals, Despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks, Stand up for the stupid and crazy, Devote your income and labor to others... And your very flesh shall be a great poem.
Walt Whitman American Poet 

Very Funny Quotes



"Ever stop to think,
and forget to start again?"

"I let go of
my feelings of guilt,
I can get in touch
with my inner Sociopath."

 " I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault."

" I no longer need to punish,
deceive or
compromise myself.
Unless, of course,
I want to stay employed."

" In some cultures
what I do would be
considered normal."

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Rita Mae Brown

Total OXYMORON: 
Self-help Group


"Your theory is crazy, 
but it's not crazy
enough to be true."

"To err is dysfunctional,
to forgive co-dependent."

"Dreaming permits each and
every one of us to be quietly
and safely insane every
night of our lives."

"I don't do drugs anymore 
'cause I find I get the same
effect just by standing
up really fast and
its a lot cheaper." 

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 Cure For Common Sense Discovered!
 "Since very few people seem to use it, why have it at all," says one. In a small laboratory located in the Swiss Alps, scientists lauded the discovery of a cure for the dreaded disease, Common Sense. Though only afflicting about one percent of the earth's  population, doctors believe it will take at least ten years to manufacture and distribute enough of the serum to wipe out the disease completely. We spoke with the head research scientist on this project, Dr. Gregori Razzpuddin. We asked him what makes this discovery so important. His reply: "After many years of studying human behavior patterns, we determined it was easier to rid the population of Common Sense than to attempt to teach it to those that choose not to use it. Now everybody will have the same stupid and erratic behavior. The only drawback is in the United States. The people at the Food and Drug Administration say it could be at least twenty years before the serum can be used there. Which makes no sense to us whatsoever."

More Crazy Facts

Seeing another person yawn makes it likely that you will yawn yourself. Thinking about, even reading about yawning can set you off. People with mental disorders such as psychoses rarely yawn.

Speaking of crazies, Jack Nicholson spent time in a mental institution to perfect his Oscar-winning role for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975), and Brad Pitt admitted himself to the psychiatric ward to gain ability and confidence for his psychotic role in Twelve Monkeys.

Charlie Brown's father
was a barber

FREE Psychic Reading!
Right now, get a free full 5 minutes
psychic reading! (remember to have a couple questions you really want answered lined up first, some folk forget and don't know what to say when it's there turn to talk! 

FACTS ON MENTAL ILLNESS
TO KNOW, All of you!

John F. Kennedy had a sister, Rosemary, who was mentally retarded. She had a lobotomy, at that time not known to be that bad. She is still living and is eighty-five years old. [Source: A newspaper/a biography of JFK]

         The direct costs of
sleep disorders and sleep deprivation
in the United States Can be as much as $15.9 billion in a single year.
Some studies indicate that insomnia 
can be predictive
of future mental illness. 

 To Be Proper:
original arranging of 
mental deficiency should 
be kept in mind when used in 
everyday chatter! The facts may 
make it easier when using them: 

For Example:

an 'idiot' is classified as a feeble-minded person
who performs at the
potential age of 3 years old 

an 'imbecile' displays 
a mental age of 3 to 7 years; 

a 'moron' has the potential age of between 8 to 12 years. 

[Source: Useless Facts]

Did you Know:

Boys who have unusual first names are more likely to have mental problems than boys with common names. Girls don't seem to have this problem.

Flip Your Lid Sticker (Rectangular)

funny trivia fact

Americans are more likely to support gay rights, drug and alcohol rehabilitation programs, and funding for research on mental illness if they think certain behaviors are determined primarily by heredity and genes rather than by upbringing and environment.

 [Quality-Quotient poll from U.S. News & World Report and Bezel Worldwide.]

Hydrophobia (fear of water) is the only phobia that has mental and physical effects. Hydrophobia is also known as 'rabies', and it attacks the central nervous system.

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The Mad Hatter in
Alice in Wonderland
was a symbolic character for
the hat makers in towns of the
late 1800's. The large felt hats
of the day had supports made
out of mercury. The mercury
caused a organic form of
psychosis (brain damage) to
develop in the hat makers causing them to be declared crazy. 

did you know?

In the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey, Hal's birthday is January 12, 1992 but In the book its January 12, 1997.
Also, HAL sings 'Daisy' as he is shut down; this was the first song ever played by a non- mechanical computer. The lyrics include 
the phrase 'I'm half crazy'.

 
 Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet upon the seat Of a bicycle made for two.

When dealing with the insane,
the best method is to pretend
to be sane?

Crazy Movies

 Crazy/Beautiful

Nuts

One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest

Beautiful Mind

Flowers for Algernon or Charlie

Mr. Roberts

Psycho

 Silence of the Lambs

Three Faces of Eve

Girl Interrupted

crazy beautiful

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Are you Nuts?
or just ...
 
batty, eccentric, outlandish, irregular, wacko, crazy,
strange, bizarre, loony,
mad, peculiar, lopsided,
half-baked round the bend, screwball, weird, 
madcap or crazed? 


Anyway ...
Welcome to our little
padded cell of fun funny entertainment! 

If you have not already,
been warned take heed:
 
Use this site w/
extreme caution as
some (We have
heard) have gone
crazy in here! 

did you know...
The A&W of root beer fame
stands for Allen and Wright.

You know you are a nut 
when you want to take up
 a case in front of Judge Judy!

but, do you dare go see the taping?

Judge Judy Tapes at:

KTLA/Hollywood Center
5800 Sunset Blvd
Hollywood, CA 

For tickets: 
323 653-4105

(only for the brave,
 nuts or just plain duh!)

                      click above 'lockdown' to  ... ?

funny trivia fact

A 'jiffy' is an actual
unit of time for
 1/100th of a second.

insane.

ADJECTIVE:  1a. Of, exhibiting, 
or afflicted with insanity. 

b.  Characteristic of or associated with persons afflicted with insanity: an insane laugh; insane babbling.

c. Intended for use by such
persons: an insane asylum.

2. Immoderate; wild: insane jealousy.

3. Very foolish; absurd: took insane
risks behind the wheel. 

Latin nsnus : in-, not; see
in–1 + snus, sane, healthy. 

Hmmm!?

Why do we have to be
quiet in Art Museums?

I know there are boy ladybugs, 
but what do you call them?

How do a fool and his money 
get together in the first place?

It takes a big man to cry, but it 
takes a bigger man to laugh him.

My mind not only wanders 
sometimes it leaves completely.

I hope life isn't a big joke, 
because I don't get it.

Every time I think about exercise, 
I lie down until the thought goes away.

I bet you didn't know that 
9 out of 10 Americans tell pollsters 
they have NEVER had a 
professional massage!

"STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. 
Park elsewhere!

They call it "PMS" because 
"Mad Cow Disease" was already taken

Insanity is my only means
of relaxation.

The difference between insane asylums  and our schools is that in an insane asylum you have to show some improvement before you can get out.

What if you thought a thought, but the thought  you thought wasn't the thought that you 
thought you thought?

Why is it that people always point at their wrists when asking for the time?  Do they think I don't know where my watch is?

On TV, the commercial says that
8 out of 10  people suffer from
Hemorrhoids. Does this mean that 
the other 2 people enjoy them?

The only gracious way to 
accept an insult is to ignore it.
If you can't ignore it, top it. If 
you can't top it,
laugh at it. If you can't laugh
at it, it's probably deserved.

I don't doubt for a minute that you can catch more flies with sugar or honey than you can with vinegar. 
But...  who in the hell wants
a lot of flies anyway?

 ____________________

Gilligan's Island Would Never be the Fun Loving show we all remember it to be... if
( this is crazy, but very true!)


Jayne Mansfield turned down the role of "Ginger"; Carroll O'Connor tested for the role of The Skipper; Dabney Coleman tested for the role of The Professor.

Raquel Welch auditioned for the role of Mary Anne.

Jerry Van Dyke turned down the role of Gilligan.

did you know?

 No word in the English
language rhymes with month.

I am starting to get
 offended by all of the 
people who get 
offended so easily.

How do you explain
counterclockwise
to a kid who grew up
with a digital watch?

the
mental hospital

A man phones a mental hospital 
and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27.
She goes and checks, and comes
back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty. "Good,"
says the man. "That means I
must have really escaped."

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